Jumat, 20 Agustus 2010

Naik ayam aja

Setelah tamat SMA, Tumpak kuliah ke Medan. Di sana dia melihat teman"nya datang ke kampus dg memakai mobil dan sepeda motor, hanya sedikit yang datang dengan berjalan kaki. Kemudian si Tumpak mengirim surat ke bapaknya di kampung.

"Bapak, semua teman"ku ke kampus naik kendaraan kijang, panther, kuda dan jaguar, minimal mereka naik bebek. Jadi, bapak kirimlah dulu uang samaku supaya aku bisa beli kendaraan seperti mereka."

Tak lama kemudian, dia menerima balasan surat dan uang dari bapaknya,
"nak, Bapak tak ada uang banyak, tapi Bapak pikir kau bisa beli ayam dg uang ini. Kau naik ayam sajalah ke kampus, pasti naik ayam lebih cepat daripada naik bebek..."

Minggu, 29 November 2009

Abunawas "Jeng Juminten"

Suatu hari Sultan merasa sungguh boring dan bete, jadi dia tanya Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?" "Abunawas" jawab Bendahara.
Sultan pun manggil Abunawas dan baginda bertitah : "Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita 200 kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf "J".
Abunawas terperanjat, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita :


Tunggu di post selanjutnya hehehehe.......

Minggu, 10 Mei 2009

KERJA SAMA DENGAN SUPER HERO

Dengan meningkatnya kejahatan di Indonesia, pemerintah Indonesia mengirim proposal kerja sama dengan sejumlah superhero dunia untuk membantu menumpas kejahatan di Indonesia. Tidak diduga sejumlah besar superhero dunia ini menolak untuk bekerja sama menuntaskan kejahatan di Indonesia dengan berbagai alasan.

1. BATMAN
Bruce Wayne yang menjadi tokoh dari Batman menolak ajakan kerja sama ini dengan alasan tidak kuat bayar pajak impor untuk kendaraan Batmobile-nya. Pajak impor mobil mewah saja sudah selangit, apalagi pajak kendaraan Batmobile yang tidak ada duanya di dunia.

2. SPIDERMAN
Peter Parker yang merupakan tokoh dalam Spiderman menolak ajakan kerja sama ini dengan alasan di Indonesia hanya sedikit sekali gedung-gedung yang tinggi, yang menyulitkannya untuk bergelantungan dari gedung ke gedung. Kalaupun ada gedung yang tinggi, jaraknya terlalu berjauhan dan jaring laba-labanya tidak sampai jangkauannya. Belum lagi saat bergelantungan, dia takut nyangkut di kabel listrik dan telepon yang lebih ruwet dari jaring laba-laba sendiri.

3. INVISIBLE GIRL
Susan Storm Richards yang menjadi tokoh Invisible Girl yang kemudian dikenal juga dengan nama Invisible Woman, menolak karena alasan ia sangat minder jika dibandingkan dengan orang Indonesia. Kemampuannya untuk menghilang masih jauh kalah dengan kemampuan orang Indonesia. Susan berkata, "Saya hanya bisa menghilangkan diri sendiri tapi di Indonesia banyak orang yang bukan saja bisa menghilangkan dirinya sendiri tetapi juga bisa menghilangkan hutang, aset-aset negara bahkan kebenaran pun bisa hilang. Saya sungguh minder dengan orang Indonesia."

4. THE THING
Tokoh The Thing, yaitu Ben Grimm, yang merupakan satu dari empat The Fantastic Four dan yang mempunyai kekuatan dan kulit yang luar biasa kebal, juga menolak dengan alasan bahwa di Indonesia sudah banyak orang yang punya kulit lebih tebal dari dirinya, bukan hanya kebal peluru tapi juga kebal malu.

5. THE FLASH
Barry Allen sebagai tokoh The Flash menolak ajakan kerja sama dengan pemerintah Indonesia karena merasa kemampuannya yang luar biasa, yaitu bisa melesat dengan kecepatan super cepat tidak dapat dipraktekkan di Indonesia. Ia sudah mendengar bahwa Indonesia adalah sebuah negeri serba lambat dan terkenal dengan pepatahnya "alon-alon asal kelakon". Kecepatan tidak ada artinya buat bangsa Indonesia, bayangkan, masalah banjir, lumpur, narkoba, monorail, pengungkapan peristiwa Mei 1998, dll. Semua berjalan dengan sangat lambat.

Selasa, 05 Mei 2009

I'm in the 93%

The Devil & The Duck

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. (ada seorang anak laki2 mengunjungi kakek nenek nya di pertaniannya)
He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods..(dia diberikan senapan u/bermain diluar dengan kayu2)
He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.(dia berlatih menggunakan kayu, tapi dia engga bisa mengenai sasaran)
Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.(dia putus asa, dan dia berbalik untuk makan malam)
As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.(sewaktu dia sedang berjalan kebelakang, dia melihat bebek peliharaan nenek)
Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!(secara reflek, dia menggunakan katapel tsb dan memukul bebek tepat di kepala dan mati. dia sangat kaget dan tercengang)
In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his Sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.(didlm kepanikan, dia menyembunyikan bangkai bebek di lubang kayu dan saudara perempuannya melihatnya! Sally melihat semuanya, tapi dia tdk mengatakan apa2..)
After lunch the next day Grandma said, 'Sally, let's wash the dishes'(setelah mkn siang, esoknya nenek berkata, Sally,tolong cucikan piring)
But Sally said, 'Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.'(tapi Sally berkata, nenek, jonny bilang dia ingin membantu di dapur)
Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?'(kemudian dia berbisik kepadanya, inget bebek itu?)
So Johnny did the dishes.(jadi, jonny yang mencuci piring)Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, 'I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.'(hari berikutnya, kakek menyuruh apakah kalian mau memancing, dan nenek berkata, wah sayang sekali tapi Sally hrs membantuku membuat sarapan malam)
Sally just smiled and said, 'well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help?(Sally hanya tersenyum, hm...tidak apa2 karena Jonny bilang akan membantu nenek)
She whispered again, 'Remember the duck?' So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help. (dia berbisik kembali, Inget bebek itu?? jadi Sally pergi memancing dan Johnny tinggal untuk membantu nenek)
After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's; he Finally couldn't stand it any longer.(setelah bbrp hari Johny dikerjain Sally, akhirnya tidak tahan lagi)
He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck.(dia datang kepada nenek dan mengaku bhw dia telah membunuh bebek nya)
Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, 'Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.'(nenek berlutut, dan memeluknya dan berkata, SAYANG, NENEK TAHU, KAMU TAHU, NENEK SEDANG BERDIRI DEKAT JENDELA DAN NENEK MELIHAT SEMUANYA, TAPI KARENA NENEK MENGASIHI KAMU, NENEK MEMAAFKAN KAMU. NENEK BERHARAP BERAPA LAMA KAMU AKAN MEMBIARKAN SALLY MEMPERBUDAK KAMU)
Thought for the day and every day thereafter:Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done....? And the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)...whatever it is....You need to know that: God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing..(apapun yg terjadi di masa lalu, apapun yg kamu lakukan..iblis memperlihatkan kembali kepada kita, kebohongan, ketakutan, hutang, amarah, kepahitan, kebiasaan buruk dll..) apapun itu...KAMU PERLU TAHU BAHWA..TUHAN SEDANG BERADA DI JENDELA DAN DIA MELIHAT SEMUANYA...)
He has seen your whole life... He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.(DIA sedang melihat semua hidup kamu. DIA ingin kamu mengetahui bhw IA mengasihimu dan kamu telah diampuni. DIA hanya berharap berapa lama kamu akan membiarkan iblis memperbudak kamu)The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness;(Hal yang terbesar tentang TUHAN adalah ketika kamu meminta pengampunan)He not only forgives you, but He forgets.Dia tdk hanya mengampuni kamu, tapi dia melupakan..It is by God's grace and mercy that we are saved.Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today.Share this with a friend and always remember:God is at the window! When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!(ketika Yesus mati di kayu salib, dia memikirkan kamu)If you are one of the 93 % who will stand up for him(jika kamu adalah salah satu dari 93% yang berdiri untuk DIA...)Forward this with the title, 'I'm in the 93%'.(kirimkan email ini dgn judul I’m the 93%)Would you believe 7% of people won't forward?(akankah kamu percaya 7% dari orang2 tsb tidak akan mengirimkannya?)

Jumat, 06 Maret 2009

Wisata kunjungan Trowulan

ini yang boleh lihat harus beri aku uang !!!!!
karena ini uaamat suangat cuaapek !!! ehh uang nya harus Rp 100,000,000,000.
heheeheehehehehe

ini lah kisahnya

Candi Tikus adalah sebuah candi peninggalan Kerajaan Majapahit yang terletak di kompleks Trowulan, Kabupaten Mojokerto, Jawa Timur. Candi Tikus merupakan salah satu situs arkeologi utama di Trowulan. Bangunan Candi Tikus berupa tempat ritual mandi (petirtaan) di kompleks pusat pemerintahan Majapahit. Bangunan utamanya terdiri dari dua tingkat.

Situs candi ini digali pada tahun 1914 atas perintah Bupati Mojokerto Kromodjojo Adinegoro. Karena banyak dijumpai tikus pada sekitar reruntuhannya, situs ini kemudian dinamai Candi Tikus [1]. Candi Tikus baru dipugar pada tahun 1985-1989.

Candi Tikus diperkirakan dibangun pada abad ke-13 atau abad ke-14. Candi ini dihubungkan dengan keterangan Mpu Prapanca dalam kitab Negarakertagama, bahwa ada tempat untuk mandi raja dan upacara-upacara tertentu yang dilaksanakan di kolam-kolamnya [2].

Jumat, 13 Februari 2009

barbie and the nutcracker


this is the story:

The story is being told by Barbie to her little sister Kelly as a way of cheering her up after Kelly gives up on her ballet lesson.

Clara lives with her stern Grandfather Drosselmeyer and younger brother, Tommy. On Christmas Eve, the family receives a surprise visit from the vivacious Aunt Drosselmeyer, who comes bearing gifts for her niece and nephew. Clara receives a Nutcracker, but Tommy, jealous that Clara got such a strange gift, tries to take it away and breaks it.

Clara manages to fix the Nutcracker and falls asleep near the Christmas tree. She awakes to see her Nutcracker fighting the Mouse King and his mouse army. When Clara tries to help, the Mouse King shrinks her down to his size, though he is still unable to defeat them and temporarily retreats.

The Nutcracker reveals that he has been enchanted and seeks to find the Sugarplum Princess, the only person who can stop the Mouse King from taking over his world. Following the advice of the wise owl of the grandfather clock, the Nutcracker suggests that Clara follow him, since the Sugarplum Fairy is the only one who can make Clara her original size again. A wooden owl on the clock that has come to life gave Clara a heart-shaped locket from a ballet dancer ornament. This locket has the power to send Clara back home after they find the Sugarplum Fairy. With that, the Nutcracker and Clara set off on their journey.

The two journey into the Land of Sweets, where the locals reveal that the rightful heir to the throne, Prince Eric, has gone missing in the wake of the Mouse King's attempts to conquer the world. Clara quickly figures out that her Nutcracker is the missing prince and he reveals that his irresponsibility is the reason why he was enchanted by the Mouse King in the first place. He knows he must take responsibility for his past actions hopes to redeem himself by finding the Sugarplum Fairy and make things right again.

Joined by the arrogant Major Mint and Captain Candy, the group sets out to find the Sugarplum Fairy and defeat the Mouse King, who is watching and attempting to sabotage them along the way. When Clara is separated from the group, who are all captured by the Mouse King, she ventures alone to the Mouse King's palace to free her friends.

After being freed, the Nutcracker fights a final battle with the Mouse King. Just as the Mouse King seemingly gets an advantage over the Nutcracker, Clara leaps in between them. The Mouse King tries to turn Clara smaller, but the Nutcracker uses his sword to defect the Mouse King's magic back to the Mouse King himself. The Mouse King shrinks into the size of a real mouse and flees into the sewers.

Once the Mouse King is defeated, Clara is revealed to be the Sugarplum Princess. Then the Nutcracker's enchantment is broken and he returns to his true form. Clara and Prince Eric, who have fallen in love with one another, dance as the citizens of the Land of Sweets celebrate their victory. However, The shrunken Mouse King makes one final attempt to defeat Clara, He swoops down on Clara upon his bat minion's back and steals the heart shaped locket she wore and opened it. Thus Clara fades away, much to the couple's despair. Fortunately, the Mouse King doesn't enjoy his victory for long, as he fell to the ground (presumably to his death) after his bat minion was knocked out cold by a snowball.

Clara wakes up in the living room where she fell asleep. Disappointed that her adventure was a dream, she greets her grandfather and Aunt Drosselmeyer, who has brought the son of a friend to visit. Clara is surprised and happy to see the young man is actually Eric and the couple happily finish their dance.

The story goes back to Kelly and Barbie. Kelly realizes the importance of not giving up and makes one more attempt at the ballet move she just can't do. Kelly and Barbie dances to the music and Kelly finally gets her steps right.